MATT 'PAXY' PAXFORD

MAIN SKILL = CAN ACTUALLY BAT AND BOWL, LOOKS LIKE A CRICKETER SOMETIMES

WEAKNESS = DISAPPEARED FOR 2/3 OF A SEASON

JOHNNY 'CONSISTENCY' MORRIS JNR

MAIN SKILL = LOOKS LIKE A SPIN BOWLER, FIELDING

WEAKNESS = BATTING MORE ERRATIC THAN JIM,

JOHN 'STEAMBOAT' MORRIS

MAIN SKILL = PACE BOWLING, SEMI NURDLE BATTING, MORALITY

WEAKNESS = SEMI NURDLE BATTING, MORALITY

GARY 'POT NURDLE' BAINES

MAIN SKILL = BOWLING, 'SHURING UP AN INNINGS'

WEAKNESS = CHIEF NURDLER UPON HIGH, DOES NOT BRING ENOUGH CRISPS TO THE MATCH

RICHARD 'GANGAS' GREENWOOD

MAIN SKILL
USED TO BE BOWLING, NOW BATTING, RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT

WEAKNESS
CONSULTATION TECHNIQUE, MILD CONTEMPT FOR AUTHORITY

JOHN 'JK' KENNY

MAIN SKILL = BATTING, TELLING THE CAPTAINS WHAT THEY SHOULD BE DOING, FULL TOSSES, BANTER WITH OPPOSITION

WEAKNESS = FULL TOSSES, GYPSY CURSES (NOW REMOVED)

GRAEME ' JIM ' STEAD

MAIN SKILL = BOWLING, WEBSITE, PHOTOGRAPHY, GOOD LOOKS AND WIT, SPONSORSHIP

WEAKNESS = ERRATIC BATTING, MOLE HOLES

STE STEAD

MAIN SKILL = Bowling, batting, sponsorship

WEAKNESS = Bleating when he's out, tight arse sponsorship, injuries when fielding

VICE CAPTAIN TOM 'Sticky Hands' DZIEDZIC

MAIN SKILL = Wicket keeping, taking abuse well and nurdling

WEAKNESS = Wicket keeping, nurdling and definately bowling

CAPTAIN RICHARD KUNZ

MAIN SKILL = Organization (although this is as reliable as Jim's batting), and that one shot he does off his back foot, arguing/handbags

WEAKNESS = Bleating, up till this season bowling